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The Bull Auction

A couple went to a livestock auction on a fine Sunday afternoon and were watching the auctioning off of several bulls. The auctioneer announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year!" The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull to be sold was described as, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year!"

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's 10 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison. The third bull comes up for sale and the auctioneer intones, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!" The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! What do you think about that?" The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"

 

 

 

 

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