Lil' Johnny At The Horse Auction

Lil' Johnny went to a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

"Because I'm thinking of bidding on these horses."

Lil' Johnny had a look of worry and said, "Dad! I think we'd better get home right away!"

"Why?" his father asked.

"Because the mailman stopped by when you were at work,, and I think he wants to buy Mom!"